This just goes to show that even with knowing how to cook and be domestic you could end up with a Match.com profile.
Martha Stewart, 71 says she’s lacking companionship saying she’d “like to go to bed with somebody” and is ready for to meet a potential partner.
“I’ve been curious about online dating for a long time, but, like lots of people, have been reluctant to take the leap,” she explains in the intro paragraph of her profile. “I’m just now getting around to it for a couple reasons. After recently writing and publishing my new book, ‘Living the Good Long Life,’ I was reminded how central good relationships are to happiness and longevity. Also, I’ve always been a big believer that technology, if used well, can enhance one’s life. So here I am, looking to enhance my dating life.”
So what’s Martha’s dream man you ask? Here’s what I know I appreciate in a man, Someone who’s intelligent, established, and curious; and who relishes adventure and new experiences as much as I do. Someone who can teach me new things. A lover of animals, grandchildren, and the outdoors.”
If you find him Martha honey, let me know if he has a brother.